my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
There is seriously no logical reason to kill these beautiful endangered creatures unless one was coming to attack you. Hunting specifically for sport purposes is one of the most disgusting things ever.
what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
siri just went off in my math class and it was silent and all u could hear was “hello mrs styles what can I help you with today”